Wednesday, September 14, 2011

money money money

We have protein powder. It was 50 bucks, and TJ bought it...but never drinks it. I drink it. I put it in my soy milk and then I do squats. The goal here is to make my ass huge and rock hard. I feel like people who come over must think we're a bad ass health-nut couple when they walk in and see a barrel of strawberry flavoured muscle building WHEY PROTEIN ISOLATE. Someone should let TJ know that his weight-gain powder is being slowly consumed by his 115 pound girlfriend. It's okay though, I can't possibly drink the whole jug unless I give myself a whey protein enema (and I don't know how to perform enemas yet...soon.)

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